Quotes from PPW2007

"Klingon is not a human language."

"HERE, I WILL READ YOU THE MOUSE GENOME OVER SKYPE"

"Hey, my password is 'cj5kQ85$1zsr', where's my candy?"

"Is that a gatling run on top of that camel?"

"f**k beziers,.. look at those gradiants"

"We've secretly replaced the last argument with crystals."

"Sock puppets are the new live demo."

"emacs is a great os with a terrible editor."

[13:49] srg?
[13:49] second row guy

"You're only young once. You can be immature forever!"

"I have been told there are 'normal' programmers here, but I am not sure how to separate them from the crowd. Does that mean that we are blending with them, or as the Evil Spock told us, it is easier for a civilized person to act the other way?"

"... because in a university environment we'd have to install a firewall backwards, to protect the internet from our students."

[16:17] <****> [my boss said] because "perl is not mantainable"
[16:17] <****> my boss didn't like my response
[16:18] <****> "your mom isn't maintainable"